Pazio ovo:

Im a modern man,
digital and cost free;
a man for the millennium
a diversified, muli-cultural,
post-modern deconstructionist;
politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
I’ve been uplinked and downloaded,
I’ve been imputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing
I know the downside of upgrading.
I’m a high-tech, low-life.
A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art,
bi-coastal multi-tasker,
and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I’m new wave, but I’m old school;
And my inner child is 0utward-bound.

I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking,
Warm-hearted cool customer;
voice-activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database;
my database is in cyberspace;
so I’m interactive, Im hyperactive,
and from time to time I’m radioactive
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
ridin’ the wave, dodgin’ the bullet,
pushin’ the envelope.
I’m in the moment, on the edge,
over the to, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile,
medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies,
I take power naps, and I run victory laps.
I’m totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk
rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic;
out of rehab and in denial.
I’ve got a personal trainer,
a personal shopper,
a personal assistant,
and a personal agenda.
You can’t shut me up;
you can’t dumb me down.
‘Cause I’m tireless, and I’m wireless.
I’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I’m a non-believer,
I’m an over-achiever;
Laid-back and fashion-forward.
Up-front, down-home;
low rent, high maintenance.
I’m super-sized, long-lasting,
High definition, fast-acting,
oven-ready and built to last.
A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case;
prematurely post-traumatic,
and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.
But I’m feeling, I’m caring,
I’m healing, I’m sharing.
A supportive, bonding, nurturing
primary –care giver.
My output is down, but income is up.
I take short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I’m gender-specific, capital-intensive,
user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love.
I use the f-word in my e-mail.
And the software on my hard drive
is hardcore — no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall.
I bought a mini-van at a mega-store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I’m toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear,
and I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, factory-authorized,
hospital-tested, clinically proven,
scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated,
pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged,
post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped
and vacuum-packed.
And… I have unlimited broadband capacity.
I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock;
rough, tough, and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, I go with the flow;
I ride with the tide, I’ve got glide in my stride.
Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinnin’;
jivin’ and groovin’, and wailin’ and winnin’.
I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal
and the rubber on the road.
I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunchtime.
I’m haning’ in, there ain’t no doubt;
and I’m hangin’ tough.
Over and Out.

evo uspjesno sam uspio uvesti sve postove s mog blooggera naravno zahvaljujuci pomoci Bakira, kome se srdacno zahvaljujem. nadam se da ce vam svidjeti bar nesto na ovom mom blogichu. ako vam se nesto svidi ili ne svidi molim da ostavite komentar. inace dizajn trenutno sucks ass…hehehhe..i moracu malo da poradim na tome. kad budem imao vremena.ok. toliko od mene za sada pa tipkamo se….

P.S. sve fotografije sa potpisom instantkarmaphotography su moje. osim par koje cu morati urediti cim budem mogao a za koje ne znam kome pripadaju.

hazimom vikalom? o odbrani grada gracanice???

mislim da postoji puno drugih tema o kojima se treba pricati s vikalom? kao naprimjer kolika mu je bila plata i otkud mu onolika lova, pa zar nije bio rat? ima toliko puno ljudi s kojima se treba pricati o odbrani grada gracanice da je to prosto nesto nevjerovatno…toliko ima ljudi koji su dali toliko puno za odbranu grada gracanice a dobili su ili nista ili toliko malo da je to zesca sramota…jednostavno neoprostivo. inace vikalo je pripadao stranki demokratske akcije…pa jest’ ***** ga prvo na sta pomislim kad cujem stranka demokratske akcije je ” demokratska akcija. ne padne mi ni na um koriscenje religije za privatno bogacenje i  feudalizacije bh prostora u suradnji sa ostalim (kvazi) “demokratskim” (ultranacionalinistickim) strankama. citirachu vrlog junaka gdina Vikala..”haj da tako karem”…

bitno je da su ognjista sacuvana…ljudi, zasto se mora koristiti izraz “ognjishte”?? izgleda da se raja pravo pali na taj fol ognjishta..to je valjda ono nashe ba…ognjishte…jarane ognjishte…Mr. vikalo je odbranio nam ognjista…najvise mi se svidjelo kako je gospodin vikalo zapocinjao svaki dragocjeni odgovor recenicom posto sam ja bio na celu…opstine…posto sam ja bio na celu ratnog predsjednistva…posto sam ja…haj da tako kazem bio na celu…posto sam ja ….posto sam ja…poceo sam bio kontat da frajer scratchuje….Vikalo je novi gracanicki protege ili prodigy ***** te…
“dj. grandmaster vikalo hazim flash and the furious five ladies and gentleman”…
“posto sam ja da tako kazem…bio na celu”
od svega mi je najgotivniji jingle:”u petak gostuje hazim vikalo…da tako kazem…posto je on bio na celu” .
pa kare…vrli nam branilac ognjishta gospodin Vikalo: “tih dana nisam znao gdje spavam”. Bravo. mislim da je to jedina recenica koja je istinita. toliko je bilo riba koje su se palile na branioca ognjista jer on je poznati Baron Munchausen…Giacommo Casanova…Zagor Te-Nej…duh sa sjekiricom i tespihom…prosto mi zao ovih 15mb sto sam downloadovo…mogao sam snimit nesto pametno….covjek je logisticirao…logisticiranje je zest…bez logisticiranja nema nista…dzaba tebi borbe prsa u prsa, diverzantski upadi, padobranci, helikopteri, lune, haubice, tenkovi, itd..itd…sve je to nista brale…covjek je logisticirao…da tako karem…jer je bio na celu.

“Oj vikalo mirisava travo
uvijek si nam govorio pravo
ide hazim preko bukve gore
logisticirat nije lahko more”

pa kare nam vrli heroj niti je apolitican nit
nit zeli vise u politiku.
opeko se co’jk *****’ ga shta sh’…tolikko demagogije u tako malo vremena. ne mogu da vjerujem da je covjek sa ovako malim repertoarom otrcanih fraza i shupljaka kao sto su : “da tako karem” i “kad sam ja bio na celu”. zar je to sve gdine efendija vikalo? i tako dok se sirotinja pati i nema sta da jede nasem heroju skode nisu dovoljne nego moraju biti golfovi. hajd sta fali da tako karem sve ce to narod pozlatiti. vazno je da je covjek vjernik, ko fol..kako neko moze vjerovati u boga i krasti od sirotinje to mi ne ide u glavu. valjda tako “heroji” rade.

i za kraj :

“you can fool some people sometimes…
but you can fool all the people all the times,
now you see the light..stand up for your right.”
Bob Marley

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The Beatles,
Across The Universe

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe.
Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
Possessing and caressing me.
Jai Guru De Va Om
Nothing’s gonna change my world
Nothing’s gonna change my world.
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
That call me on and on across the universe,
Thoughts meander like a restless wind
Inside a letter box they
Tumble blindly as they make their way
Across the universe
Jai Guru De Va Om
Nothing’s gonna change my world
Nothing’s gonna change my world.
Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing
Through my open views inciting and inviting me.
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns,
It calls me on and on across the universe
Jai Guru De Va Om
Nothing’s gonna change my world
Nothing’s gonna change my world.